Pennsylvania Dutch engineering

I hear they invented a dual-headed screwdriver to speed up their work.

But seriously, one of the troubles dealing with translation is the spelling. Is it "Osama" or "Usama"? Is it "Turin" or "Torino"?

In our case, "Schwaben Creek" is spelled as "Swabian Creek" in many Genealogical records. Or maybe it was always spelled that way and we're dumber than a Grit magazine.