Monday, February 27, 2006

The Wolf Stone

A German legend (from the Werewolf Legends from Germany page) talks about a Wolf Stone:

n vain he fired a shot at the wolf, and then struck it down with his knife. The instant that blood began to flow from the wolf's side, the old woman from the village appeared in the field before them, writhing and twisting terribly. They finished killing her and buried her twenty feet beneath the earth.

At the place where they buried the woman they erected a large stone cross, which they named the "Wolf Stone" in memory of these events. It was never peaceful and orderly in the vicinity of the stone.


Fascinating stuff. One other interest of note from this legend is that this particular women/werewolf was seen in Swabia, Germany, aka "Schwaben" in English, thus sharing the name of the Schwaben Creek Werewolf here in Northumberland County.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

The werewolf legal defense

As a future potential law school student, I like to keep tabs on interesting legal cases. For example, claiming fear of werewolves will not get you off a concealed weapons charge:

Man Fears Werewolf, Carries Pistol
When 45-year-old Delavan resident Jose L. Contreras was arrested for carrying a concealed pistol in his car, he explained to the judge that it was for protection against werewolves. This claim followed in the wake of several sightings of what has been known as the Bray Road Beast, in rural Walworth County.

The arresting officer, Sheriff’s Deputy Gerald Post, was asked by District Attorney Phillip Koss during the trial whether Contreras’ pistol was loaded with silver bullets. Smiling, the Deputy responded no.

The jury subsequently found Contreras guilty of illegally carrying a concealed weapon.

Source: Wausau Daily Herald, March 25, 1993


The Bray Road Beast hasn't been heard from in a long while.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Keeping track of werewolf stories on the net

Ever since I invented "blogs", I have seen them sprout like weeds, dealing with almost every conceivable subject. For example this blog deals entirely with werewolves and werewolf related news.

Cryptomundo is a similar blog, providing updates on all sorts of weird and wild animals of the unexplained variety. The site, which takes its name from the quasi-scientific field of "cryptozoology", features stories from all over the globe, including this recent post on the debated existence of pumas in Pennsylvania.

Not a blog, per se, the Fortean Times has a breaking news section where all sorts of oddities and unexplained goings-ons are posted. It's the kind of news that Donald Sutherland tells Jeff Goldblum not to leak to the press, lest a panic is started in the general populace. Fool! You should always listen to Jeff Goldblum, he always seems to figure shit out before anyone else in the movie.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentine's Day... and werewolves???

As I was bemoaning the sad lack of werewolf news over the past few weeks, I suddenly remembered The Fortean Times, a site with breaking news on all things wild and wooly. Eff Yahoo News! That's where I found this interesting article explaining the true origins of Valentine's day.

As it explains, and as I've heard before, most people believe Valentine's day started with St. Valentine. The Romans didn't want their soldiers to get married, blah blah blah, St. Valentine performed secret marriages cause you can't stop love, blah blah blah, he died and the Christians got another holiday that would slowly succumb to the Hallmark commercialism of the present day.

Well, just as with other Christian holidays like Christmas, Easter, and that one where Father Strzelec always forgot his heavy shiny robe and had to send an altar boy to get it, Valentine's day was rooted in pagan holidays. Specifically, one involving, wait for it...WEREWOLF!


From Werewolves with Love: The History of Valentine's Day by Brad Steiger

February Is for Mating

Actually, there is no proof that the good priest Valentine even existed.

Some scholars trace the period of mid-February as a time for mating back to ancient Egypt. On those same days of the year that contemporary lovers devote to St. Valentine, men and women of the Egyptian lower classes determined their marital partners by the drawing of lots.

But the time of coupling that comes with the cold nights in February before the spring thaw likely had its true origin very near where Valentine supposedly met his demise.

Among the ancient Greeks and Romans, the Wolf Charmer was called the Lupicinus. Perhaps hearkening back to prehistoric times, the Lupicinus may well have been an individual tribesman who had a particular affinity for communicating with wolves. As the tribes developed agriculture and small villages, it was necessary to have a person skilled in singing with the wolves and convincing them not to attack their domesticated animals. The Lupicinus had the ability to howl with the wolves and lead them away from the livestock pens. In some views, because he also wore the pelt of a wolf, the Lupicinus also had the power to transform himself into a wolf if he so desired.

Rites of the Lupercalia

The annual Lupercali festival of the Romans on February 15 was a perpetuation of the ancient blooding rites of the hunter in which the novice is smeared with the blood of his first kill. The sacrificial slaying of a goat—representing the flocks that nourished early humans in their efforts to establish permanent dwelling places—was followed by the sacrifice of a dog, the watchful protector of a flock that would be the first to be killed by attacking wolves.

The blood of the she-goat and the dog were mixed, and a bloodstained knife was dipped into the fluid and drawn slowly across the foreheads of two noble-born children. Once the children had been “blooded,” the gore was wiped off their foreheads with wool that had been dipped in goat milk. As the children were being cleansed, they were expected to laugh, thereby demonstrating their lack of fear of blood and their acknowledgment that they had received the magic of protection against wolves and wolfmen.

The god Lupercus, represented by a wolf, would next inspire and command men to behave as wolves, to act as werewolves during the festival.

Lupus (wolf) itself is not an authentic or original Latin word, but was borrowed from the Sabine dialect. Luperca, the she-wolf who suckled Romulus and Remus, may have given rise to secret fraternities known as the Luperci, who sacrificed she-goats at the entrances to their “wolves’ dens.” For centuries, the Luperci observed an annual ritual of chasing women through the streets of Roman cities and beating them with leather thongs.

Scholars generally agree that such a violent expression of eroticism celebrated the ancient behavior of primitive hunting tribes corraling captive women. Once a wolfman had ensnared a woman with his whip or thong, he would lead her away to be his wife or lover for as long as the “romance” lasted. Perhaps, as some scholars theorize, this yearly rite of lashing at women and lassoing them with leather thongs became a more acceptable substitute for the bloodlust of the Luperci’s latent werewolfism that in days past had seen them tearing the flesh of innocent victims with their teeth.

As the Romans grew ever more sophisticated, the Lupercali would be celebrated by a man binding the lady of his choice wrist to wrist, and later by passing a billet to his object of desire, suggesting a romantic rendezvous in some secluded place.


Later of course, the Christians, unable to stop the merriment, transformed the holiday, ridding it of its sexual and violent werewolf overtones. That combined with the needs of the budding aristocracy to use marriage as a tool of social class gave us the prototype for the modern holiday of Valentine's Day.

Which is better? Buying roses and getting the silent treatment from your girlfriend cause you didn't do enough to make the day special, or smearing blood on kids and dressing up like a werewolf to rape women? The world may never know.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

A Brief Explanation of Werewolves

A Brief Explanation of Werewolves at Hitherby Dragons is a truly remarkable study of the werewolf phenomenon.

You can also get Werewolves for Jesus t-shirts. Because that... makes... sense.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Douglas Comiskey, Werewolf Killer

Terry keyed me into this news bit. Douglas Comiskey murdered two priests in 1996, alleging that werewolves made him do it. The Summit Daily News has the story online, now that Comiskey is planning to move to Denver. Terry found a more detailed article in the Denver Post, but they took it down after awhile, which is a shame since it goes into more detail about his schizophrenic delusions. Hey, Terry, ever hear of Google Cache? That's right, check out the full article on Douglas Comiskey in all it's werewolfery detail.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Feral Children

I found this compendium of feral children, which are children who grow up without any human contact. Included are many stories about children raised by animals in the wild. Of particular interest are the ones raised by wolves, apparently one of the more popular creatures to take human babies into their packs. Feral wolf children share many similar characteristics, including heightened senses and an appetite for raw meat and blood. One in particular:
Shamdeo hated the sun and sought out dark corners: he became restless after dark... he caught chickens alive and ate the whole bird, including the entrails; he was also strongly attracted to the smell of blood.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Every Werewolf movie ever made

This site attempts to list every werewolf movie ever made with some reviews as well. Seems pretty thorough.

Speaking of werewolf movies, I'm still amazed that my Teen Wolf Sucks post on the IMDB message boards set off a debate that lasted over two years. The title was sarcastic, people, and what I wrote was not very different from what the folks who loved Teen Wolf wrote. Just less self-righteous.