In Werewolf Canada, vegetables eat you!

Yes, this story has it all -- Werewolves, man-eating vegetables, admonitions to children, and crazy Canadians:

A local urban legend claims a produce farmer in nearby Fort Whyte was bitten by a werewolf in 1917 during a full moon.

The farmer, who ate his produce regularly, was then eaten by his prized fruit and vegetables-turned-werewolf produce.

This mutant produce werewolf now stalks the streets of Whyte Ridge gobbling up children who refuse to eat their fruits and veggies.

For the past five years, Boris Danyliuk has built a giant replica of the vegetable-werewolf in his front yard, and for the past five years, no one in Fort Whyte has been eaten by broccoli.

Coincidence? Or is your celery just waiting for the right moment to pounce? Beware when the celery stalks...